About Checkitoutitsyou
What's up, I'm going to tell you a little story involving you. You either liked or hated my comment and looked at my profile to see what I'm about or your just a stalker. Either or give or take. To the people that managed to see this, I herby announce you a true stalker
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Checkitoutitsyou's favorite FMLs

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 October 2012 00:49 / Australia - Sandringham

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

By Fraser / Thursday 8 March 2012 19:03 / Canada

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 August 2011 05:53 / Mexico

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

By Lickmylovepump - / Thursday 19 January 2012 04:09 / United States

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

By no money anymore / Wednesday 18 January 2012 03:31 / United States