About Cynner
My dream job is to be a highschool science teacher, I'm a major tree hugger, and I'm a juggalette. That's all you need to know.
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Cynner's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

By scubai - / Thursday 14 January 2010 20:36 / United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

By pleasedtomeetyou - / Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:42 / United Kingdom

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 December 2009 02:20 / United States

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 November 2009 21:24 / United Kingdom