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    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    71%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    35%
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    19%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    6%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    36%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%
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Bzu123's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

By Mick - / Friday 20 February 2009 08:29 / United States

Today, I'm so tired from constantly soothing my crying 2-month-old baby that I've started trying to soothe inanimate objects with baby talk when they make a noise. My fridge stated beeping and I began an involuntary chorus of, 'It's OK darling, shhhhhh, it's alright.' FML

By Babyhazy - / Sunday 5 June 2016 21:52 / Australia - South Yarra

Today, my family savagely mocked me to the point of tears, all for using "big", "fancy" words like "accommodations" and "hospitality". FML

By probablyadopted1 / Wednesday 4 May 2016 16:39 / United States - Houston

Today, I decided to be honest and told my husband I didn't love him anymore. It ended with a warrant for his arrest. FML

By ktpnothappening - / Sunday 3 April 2016 16:03 / United States - North Augusta

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 November 2015 06:15 / Canada - Gatineau