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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

By SoClose - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 14:25 / Canada

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old man who came up and handed us "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

By ailat0107 - / Sunday 31 May 2009 16:46 / United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad asked me if I wanted to drive his 2008 Jaguar XKR. Excitedly, I agreed. He then spent the next hour discussing with me how masturbation is a great alternative to sex, and a great way to remain abstinent. I didn't get to drive. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 24 May 2009 12:43 / United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

By Ames - / Saturday 23 May 2009 16:07 / United States

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

By lm - / Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:49 / Ireland