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under your bed..., mwhahahaha
30 years-old
Monday 26 February 1996
Single

About Andiescandies

Why hello there here's a little about myself... I was born on leap year but FML keeps changing the date.. I love art and plan to become a professional artist :) I love music from Hollywood Undead to Heart. I'm on my iPod so I won't get your message if you for some odd reason wanted to message me.. Oh by the way you just lost the game hahaha ;)

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Andiescandies's favorite FMLs

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 915

You deserved it 11 480

By cmc9540 - 27/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Selden

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 433

You deserved it 9 019

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Thursday 27 September 2012 13:07

Maybe I am. They did look better than mine

By baconlady - 31/08/2012 07:06 - United States

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 770

You deserved it 9 233

By RawrSparkle - 21/09/2012 07:31 - United States - Davis

Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 146

You deserved it 14 391

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 260

You deserved it 2 746