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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Alex373's favorite FMLs

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 16 September 2009 05:19 / United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 November 2010 13:41 / United States

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

By Username / Friday 29 October 2010 23:15 / France

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 25 October 2010 16:24 / United States

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

By racist / Friday 15 October 2010 06:00 / United States