About Agrajagged
I find it hard to sympathise with those who bring misfortune upon themselves and refuse accountability.
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Agrajagged's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 10 January 2011 08:25 / United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 October 2010 02:00 / United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 5 October 2010 00:47 / United States

Today, I found out why my five year old has been throwing tantrums while shopping. It turns out my ex-husband has been paying her three dollars for every public tantrum she throws. FML

By inthedark - / Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:53 / Canada

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

By merse / Thursday 18 February 2010 13:20 / United States