kempez3

Canberra, Australia 41 years-old

htothecr 3 May 2009, 21:05 United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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??? 29 November 2009, 07:59 United States

Man of faith

Today, while I was in confession telling my sins to the priest, he called me a "pain in the ass." FML

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Cecilly2010 28 April 2011, 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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