Mrs Sparrows Point , USA 54 years-old
This week's contest is a mixture of how-to, magic tricks and singing (if you can call it that). Check it out.
Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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