Rozza17

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

Today, a crow somehow got stuck in my ceiling. It's been making tons of noise for 9 hours now, including crowing very loudly. I live in a one-bedroom apartment, I have no access to the attic and the property owner doesn't give a shit. FML

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML