Lilypad432

cat lady This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Egersund, Norway

Happy Caturday!

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

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Tag 24 September 2014, 01:19 Australia

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

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queenmeme 8 October 2014, 06:02 Redlands, United States

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

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Anonymous 21 October 2014, 15:49 Bedford, United States

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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