daisywilson008

Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

Today, I sent my father a text asking when he was finally coming to meet his 4-month-old granddaughter. His response? "I forgot." He forgot he has a granddaughter. FML