Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Majestic42
Mr Edmonton, Canada 36 years-old It's complicated
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Wild mood swings
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML