GrainHauler

Mr Maryland, USA 41 years-old In a relationship

what did I do? 15 October 2015, 19:30 San Francisco, United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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Walter 24 October 2015, 03:17 Spain 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

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Anonymous 6 November 2015, 04:38 Montpelier, United States

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML

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