Mr Madison , USA 45 years-old In a relationship
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
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