Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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