wicked11

Miss Time Warp, united stated 37 years-old

GnarCarBar 12 September 2011, 23:03 United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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unknown 15 September 2011, 00:21 United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

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Anonymous 16 September 2011, 17:26 United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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