Miss Grande Prairire, Canada 34 years-old
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML
Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML
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