scoobyfiend

Mr you wish, united states 31 years-old

Anonymous 12 March 2012, 04:16 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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baldspot 2 April 2012, 05:38 Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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Stu 19 June 2012, 09:59 United States

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

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