By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States
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By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 05:14 - United States - Stockbridge
By Lonesome - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bossier City
By AnnoyedSister - 30/12/2013 22:28 - United States - Arlington
By tp2014 - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jesup
Hi everybody! OC here. I guess I didn't put enough details in my FML as I could: So I'll tell you all the WHOLE story. Blake is 17 years old. Yes he is a convict currently on parol. I cannot remember exactly WHAT he did, but I believe it was either Breaking and Entering or he stole a car. I'm not positively sure. Also: I could not get off the eyelash glue with warm water or make up remover because her eyelashes were going inward towards her eye and frankly, my daughter wouldn't stay still long enough for me to even try. To all the commenters who said "Keep an eye on your daughter." Nice pun. But she is twelve years old so I'm pretty sure even if I tried to pay attention she'd say something along the lines of "Go away mom!" Or "What do you want?!" So yeah. Blake also does NOT flirt with my daughter (thank goodness) and they've only met once, when they moved in. The funny thing is, he can't even get her name right. Her name is Violet, but he insists on calling her Veronica. So, no marriage plans yet! Yay!