TheBigBrown

Mr The Hills, united states 35 years-old

jilted 21 March 2009, 07:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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BW 7 June 2009, 21:49 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

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OhGeez 8 June 2009, 19:41 Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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