Couch_Potato

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

17
Badges!

35
Comments

3742
Visits

13
Favorites

25 years-old
Monday 03 July 2000
Not specified

A propos de Couch_potato

Twitter~ Boohbah2932Instagram: What.if.I.were.to.escape ~ Basketballforever2932 ~ Love.is.what.saves.you2932 ~ Shy_voice_2932 ~ Pinky.kitticorn.chubbers.meria

Couch_potato - Followers

Couch_potato - Followed

Couch_potato's page visits

lovers5201

soria

EllaCovey

blancheC

BettyDowma...

10nachoman...

newbiemale...

BadAtPuns

benjiboy92

MyLiFeSux5...

bfresh

supernope

Fucked!

Aaron S

MelvinG

sdlr32787

byattwain

Joshwarrio...

Tenker

buddylovea...

GlennGuagm...

waleedma

Talented73

michaelm12...

Rintarok5

Couch_potato's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

23_badgename

23_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Couch_potato's favorite FMLs

Special Snowflake Kitty

By MissKitty - 10/03/2017 04:00

Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML

agreeclassic 5 041

vote type 1 710

By Anonymous - 10/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Voorheesville

Today, my son's obsession with memes hit a new low when he got suspended from school for running into other students yelling, "Allahu akbar." He's 15 and doesn't understand why he got in trouble. FML

agreeclassic 4 566

vote type 1 903

By Bawsack - 23/02/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I received a call from my boss telling me that I have to get back to work or get a doctor's note, or I risk a disciplinary. I'm only sick because it's my job to look after kids. One had a chest infection and is incapable of covering is mouth when he coughs. FML

agreeclassic 5 769

vote type 1 660

By DeadlyKitten - 20/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML

agreeclassic 7 176

vote type 1 725

Owl be there for you

By No2ndDate - 01/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I went on a date to an owl sanctuary. Today is also the day I discovered my all-encompassing fear of owls, as I cried and pissed myself in front of my date and 15 other visitors. FML

agreeclassic 7 990

vote type 1 1 573