•
•
•

starxshine

0

0

0

54

1635

7

Starxshine

Starxshine -

Starxshine -

Starxshine

Abdul888

biggestfan...

DonULFonso

CaptainPic...

Dr_Phoenix

rachelkoo

cr1mson_k1...

boopitybop...

flawedgeni...

BettyTimmo...

Starxshine

Starxshine

Anonymous - 05/07/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

48 997

3 449

disgusted - 16/03/2012 09:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

25 194

2 137

neveragain - 16/03/2012 05:11 - Canada

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

12 495

30 902

Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

27 088

59 395

Anonymous - 29/09/2010 06:24 - United Arab Emirates

Today, this guy I've been "seeing" for a year said he didn't want to share my birthday with me because he doesn't want us to get serious. FML

29 636

3 941