john r.t.
Eagle Pass, United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
ShitJustG0TReal
Mr 32 years-old
RyanJarmanForPresident
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Quack science
Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML
me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
Dog_Lover
Montreal, Canada
Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML