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im here to see if events tht take place in my life are really considered "fucked up" as muchas i think they are....
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Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

By TANT - / Sunday 22 March 2009 04:53 / United States
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By mjayne17 / Saturday 21 March 2009 19:04 / Canada

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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