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I am a happily married mother of two. My name represents the difference between my girls' birthdays. I have been reading FML silently for quite some time and decided to join in on the fun.
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Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

By Pandamomma - / Monday 21 July 2014 12:58 / United States - Dunn

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 8 May 2014 03:57 / United States - State College

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 8 May 2014 02:31 / United States - Tampa

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

By maddie / Wednesday 6 November 2013 05:06 / United States - Austin