Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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