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Anonymous 1 June 2011, 18:06 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

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44haley44 12 July 2011, 17:25 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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whyme102008 13 July 2011, 06:32 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Family Matters

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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Anonymous 24 May 2012, 04:59 Humble, United States

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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