Miss west warwick, usa 45 years-old It's complicated
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
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