Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
adri94_fml
Mr San Antonio Texas, USA 32 years-old
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
shnigel
United States
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML