Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
gbhitmaybe
Miss Orange park?, USA 33 years-old
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
gentileman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
Grossed Out
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks for the mental imagery
Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML