Miss Washingmachine State, USA Single
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
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