Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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