About Zekeishnotafail
WELL! I was in the park. With my blow pop and my balloon, minding my own business then FROM OUT OF NOWHERE a guy walks up and pops my balloon!! WITH. HIS. CIGGAR! He just went and popped Frank! (my balloons name was Frank) I swear the next time some one decides it's ok to pop my balloon I'm going to stick a pitch-fork RIGHT.IN.THIER.EYE! don't pop my balloon....
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