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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

That's entertainment

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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Grossed Out This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Thanks for the mental imagery

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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today 17 March 2010, 06:12 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

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Anonymous 7 March 2013, 03:14 Fort Worth, United States

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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