It wasn't me
By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
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By Banana - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico
By cls_x - 24/02/2013 07:53 - United States - Riverview
By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
By badbirthday - 16/03/2009 20:51 - Canada
By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 06:01 - United States - New Bloomfield
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.