Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Today, I have been single and out of the game for so long that instead of having real wet dreams, I now dream about jacking off. FML
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