FindingRazzy

halitosis This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Compton, United States

Something awful

Today, I was riding the subway home with some friends when I noticed something smelled awful. My friends noticed it too. After searching for the source of the smell, it became apparent that it was my breath. FML

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awks 1 October 2012, 12:50 Stuart, United States

Plenty of pep

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

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Anonymous 1 October 2012, 14:50 Stockholm, Sweden

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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Lisa This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Bayside, United States

How lovely

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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