Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Delayz
Mr 32 years-old
LetItRip
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
Display
Paris, France
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Ape
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML