Midwest, U S A
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
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