Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
ernestine_fml
Miss In a relationship
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
Username
Reset my life
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Caught in a lie
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with, "Liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
weddingblues
United States
Bad omen
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML