Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
SeaDogg
Mr Oslo, Norway 38 years-old
mylifesucks
United States
auscop
Australia
Hog on hog action
Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML