Oz, Narnia 30 years-old
Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML
Today, at a fancy dress party, I got off with Hitler. FML
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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