jgdgjyfg
United Kingdom
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
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Miss In a relationship
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Come again?
Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML
tinypenis
Jamaica, United States
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Gassy
Rydalmere, Australia
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML