About Owly_crap
Qu'est ce qu'une description ? Si ce n'est l'expression pure et simple de son ressenti personnel, la perception égoïste de son être, guidée par l'exis, manipulée par l'habitus. Nous sommes peu de choses en somme... (ou en Creuse, peu importe) Qui suis-je pour dresser le portrait de cet individu que j'incarne ? Quel recul puis-je avoir sur moi, mon surmoi et mon ça ? Quelle puissance supérieure justifie l'exactitude du portrait que je peux dresser de mon pinceau verbal sur la toile de mon Ego ? Je vous le demande ! Je me contenterai donc de vous dire quel est mon ressenti sur mon état d'esprit : Je me seeeeeeeens, comme une bamba triste ! Je me sens comme une marseillaise en mineur, joué par un flutiste autodidacte, sans tact !
Owly_crap's FML badges
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    13%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    87%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    42%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    11%
  • Even your mom agreed

    1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't lose speed!
    1%
  • Mike Tyson

    Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
    1%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    33%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    2%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    98%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    43%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    21%
The list of badges to find
Owly_crap's favorite FMLs

Quand tu n'as qu'une seule tâche à faire...

C'est souvent dans les petits riens qu'on trouve les plus gros fails....

By Lewis - / Wednesday 22 August 2018 18:30 /
By CHAgrume - / Sunday 16 October 2016 20:22 / France - Saint-quentin-la-poterie
By ElectricFeelez - / Sunday 17 June 2012 00:25 / France
By Anonyme - / Tuesday 3 June 2014 19:36 / France
By Tarsier / Wednesday 14 January 2009 12:31 /