About Philax
Des problèmes ? Ca tombe bien j'ai que des solutions ! Equipe Technique

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Got problems ? I've got the solutions ! Technical Team

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Fluent in English and French
Philax's FML badges
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • King of the seas

    You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    13%
  • Even your mom agreed

    1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't lose speed!
    9%
  • Mike Tyson

    Like Mike Tyson, you have the strength of a tiger.
    17%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    8%
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
    80%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    8%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
    7%
  • Master spy - level Maxwell Smart

    You're following 100 people
    14%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
    28%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    64%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    13%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    30%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
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Philax's favorite FMLs
By mouhaha / Sunday 2 March 2008 15:42 /

Aujourd’hui, dans le bus, une fillette attend avec impatience que son père l’autorise à appuyer sur le bouton d'arrêt. Une fois le signal donné, c'est avec un grand sourire que je la devance. La petite se met à hurler et le chauffeur exige que je descende. C'était le dernier bus. VDM

By karibou972 / Wednesday 7 September 2011 04:19 / Canada