About Julie
BONSOIR VDM ! J’ai toujours rêvé de dire ça un jour… bon en vrai j’imaginais plus un « BONSOIR PARIS ! » sur la scène du stade de France avec un public en délire criant mon nom jusqu’à extinction de voix ou évanouissement, mais bon. Je suis Julie. Mais encore… ? Je suis la modératrice et community manager de VDM. C’est moi qui m’occupe de vous répondre, de choisir les VDM et de corriger les fautes d’orthographe. Bon clairemen, par fois, c’est pas toujour évidant, j’ai dû mal avec la gramairre. J’écris aussi des articles pour la communauté sur notre blog. « Wow mais Julie t’es une vraie Wonder Woman ! » Et oui, j’ai plusieurs casquettes mais à ce qu’il paraît j’ai pas une tête à chapeau… Je vous laisse méditer là-dessus. En tout cas, n’hésitez pas à me solliciter pour toute question relative au site. Je me ferais une joie de vous répondre au plus vite ! Puis si vous vous ennuyez, vous pouvez aussi venir me parler en MP ;) Parce que parfois je vous le dis, mais ça reste entre nous (mon patron ne dois jamais le savoir les amis), je m’ennuie aussi derrière mon écran. Vous en voulez plus parce que vous me trouvez trop cool hein ? Ok, j’peux rien vous refuser. Je suis petite (1.55 cm), du coup chaque matin et soir j’ai la joie immense de me retrouver sous les aisselles des grands dans le métro (je vous laisse imaginer l’odeur de ma chevelure), j’adore manger des noix de cajou et des carottes crues, je deviens une enfant de 3 ans face à un chien ou un cochon d’inde, je kiffe toujours sniffer la colle comme les gosses, je suis alektorophobe (renseigne-toi toi-même), j’adore prendre l’apéro, j’aime la Guinness et ma coque de téléphone c’est un verre de vin (faudrait peut-être que je m’inscrive aux A.A). Enfin, voilà, c’est un petit bout de moi. Pour plus de renseignements, merci de m’adresser vos messages d’amour en MP, je serais ravie de vous parler de moi. MERCI VDM ! Kiss Kiss Love Love. XOXOXO. Faites l'amour pas la guerre et finissez toujours vos légumes !
Julie's FML badges
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Cheat combo

    You know the Gradius cheat code, well done master geek!
  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • 0_badgename

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    90%
  • Even your mom agreed

    1000 people said "I agree" with your post. Don't lose speed!
    0%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    40%
  • Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

    Respect your elders.
    100%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    37%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    12%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
    40%
The list of badges to find
Julie's favorite FMLs

Les 10 VDM sexy du samedi soir

Le samedi, c'est sexy ! VDM vous propose un petit rendez-vous coquin, un genre de 5 à 7 mais le soir. Prêt à perdre toute inhibition et à vous laisser porter par la chaleur de ces VDM ? C'est parti.

By Julie - / Saturday 24 June 2017 20:00 / France - Paris

Ces 10 VDM qui vous ont fait mourir de rire cette semaine

On est dimanche, jour de détente, de lézardage et de rires. Pour ceux ayant raté les meilleures VDM cette semaine, ou ceux qui veulent juste se retaper une bonne barre, on vous a sélectionné les 10 VDM qui vous ont fait le plus rire cette semaine ! Toutes VDM confondues (vous allez comprendre).

By Julie - / Sunday 25 June 2017 10:00 /
By Blanche Neige - / Sunday 25 June 2017 16:00 /
By Biley - / Sunday 23 April 2017 12:00 /
By RagnagnaGala / Thursday 8 January 2009 19:47 /