le barbare

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  • Suède, dans un meuble Ikea,
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  • Monday 01 January 6666
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About Le barbare
Vilain barbare, je descends d'une vieille lignée de Vikings appelés les " Olof durs ".
Je réside en Suède dans une cahute faite du bois dérobé des poubelles du mythique magasin Ikea des environs.
J'ai une alimentation très variée à base de saumon, de Krisprolls et surtout de bière Skoll (mais un verre seulement hein, après je suis pompette).
Comme mes ancêtres, je suis trop un fou de la tête.
Je gare mon drakkar en double file, je vole les cintres dans les magasins, je bois du café après 17h, je pille les paquets de bonbons des enfants (maternelles, faut pas déconner), je me rase à la hache double lames rouillées, je n'écoute que du Metal suédois à fond les bananes à en rendre sourd une maison de retraite (mais avec un casque en fait), mais surtout je surfe toute la nuit (enfin de 21h à 22h max après j’ai des cernes) sur le net sur des sites peu recommandables, dont VDM, vous connaissez ?



Je rends les Miaous. (Enfin, si je suis de bonne humeur ^^ )
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  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Clair que maintenant je passe pour un cornichon et pas parce que je suis à croquer... snif.