Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
kiik_fml
Maple Grove, MN, US 31 years-old
dumbo
United States
volleyballgirl12
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Sorry for asking…
Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML
teacher
United States
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML