About Blyzkawica
NOLI TIMERE MESSOREM. Merci à toi, Sir Terry, pour tout. Personne n'est plus arrogant envers les femmes, plus agressif ou méprisant, qu'un homme inquiet pour sa virilité-Simone de Beauvoir. Merci. Praise the sun ! Trêve de billevesées, je suis cinéphile ainsi qu’addict à la littérature, et aux jeux vidéos, je suis un whovien éternel, explorateur de la terre du Milieu, ainsi que de l’âge Hyborien, j’ai lu et appris les arcanes du Necronomicon, de l’auteur fou Abdul al-Hazred. Entre deux batailles contre les Corpos, je fais du sport et écoute de la musique. David Bowie, je t’aime. Lemmy, RIP, je lève ma chope en ton honneur. J’ai percé le secret infernal des boîtes de Lemarchant, ou j’ai pu avoir un aperçu de la dimension infernal qui est sous le joug du Léviathan. J’ai été un Juge dans la méga-ville qu’est Mega City One. J’attends toujours ma lettre d’admission à Poudlard, mais finalement Brakebills m’a admit avant et ce n’est pas plus mal.
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    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • He who tries, wins.

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Censored

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    6%
  • VALIDATOR

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  • I'm a rock star

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    3%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • Amateur spy - level Johnny English

    You're following 50 people
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    3%
  • A new thumb

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    56%
  • One more and it's business time

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    51%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    11%
  • Godlike spy - level 007

    You're following 200 people
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